Blast!
I hope that’s not swearing! It used to be, but these days probably is no longer… I suppose.
Otherwise, what do you say when you’re tweeting away on your laptop to your heart’s content, then struggle with one of those new-fangled Smartphone gadgets offered to you as a gift?
Struggling to make my brand new Smartphone behave, I took it with me on my last trip to see my son in France. He installed Twitter, set it up over WiFi so that I wouldn’t incur prohibitive roaming fees and gave me an induction course on Android ‘gesture control’. He whistled through setup menus effortlessly as though it was an extension of his hand.
And wow, what fun I had watching my followers grow by the hour as I tweeted with them around the world from the comfort of the sofa.
Then I returned home.
The birdsong continued to twitter merrily on the laptop – competing with those in the natural world – but my dear little Smartphone stopped tweeting altogether. Of course I needed to connect it to my own WiFi. My son showed me how to do that – in France.
But back home, things were not so simple. Where is that WiFi menu again? Swipe down? But I don’t see the same thing as I did in France!
My son spent 30 minutes on the phone from France trying to guide me through the menus, but the damn thing just wouldn’t behave. The screen kept fading in and out, the menus didn’t respond properly and I really got myself in a ‘tiz-woz’. I was never able to get to the screen to enter the security key to connect to WiFi. In the end we gave up.
Did someone say they these gadgets were easy to use? Perhaps it is me. Perhaps my karma is creating a real-time distortion field around the Smartphone.
My son says it’s down to the display. Android devices use ‘resistive’ touch screens – great if you have long finger nails because they work with pressure. I don’t, so Apple’s ‘capacitive’ displays are apparently much easier to use. They work by the electric current in the finger tip and are more accurate.
Can I suggest that Carphone Warehouse salesmen get some extra training then and inspect fingertips before making their recommendations?
You can’t mess with Mother Nature.

















